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Bernuy's AI Art Services:
Non-negotiable conditions for working with me:
- I get paid upfront. No “end-of-month payments.” First the gold, then the magic. No exceptions.
- Don’t try to negotiate the price with me; I don’t give discounts, and I don’t haggle. You’re not at a flea market.
- I set the deadline. It depends on my workload, but it’s usually a month for big projects like complete music videos or concept trailers.
- The project has to be to my liking; for example, if it’s a music video for a song, the composition must align with my personal tastes.
If these four points sound good to you, keep reading; if not, we’re not meant to work together.
My AI-generated art services:
Custom generative song: €1,400
A song specially created for you, introducing my chaos and madness into the AI to achieve wonderfully unexpected results. Go ahead, let’s mix impossible genres… I’ll write the lyrics in any language or make it entirely instrumental, no problem. Deep, humorous, or both. A heart-wrenching ballad, an experimental delirium, a strange mutation mixing techno and medieval music? Perfect, buddy, I’ve got you covered. This is like getting a tattoo knowing the last stroke will be a spontaneous inspiration. Not for the faint of heart. Only for those who dare to let art surprise them. Here is Whispers of the Void as a sample.
AI art visualizer: €2,800
A visualizer to accompany a song, for example on YouTube. It will consist of a limited series of shots that will be repeated in a loop while the song plays; similar to Spotify’s canvases, but a bit more sophisticated. This way, we associate the music with a unique visual universe. Imagine your fans not only hearing you but entering your world. Check out the video below (one of my previous works) to get an idea of the format.
Complete music video: €8,000
Welcome to the future, my friend; get an auteur film with a cinematic finish for a small fraction of what it would cost to hire a director, actors, technicians, special effects creators, lights, costumes, locations, and so on. Tell the story of your music with incredible images; every second of your song will look like a painting that could be hung in a damn museum. This service isn’t for everyone, only for artists who want to be remembered as visionaries. Below you can watch two of my latest works.
Concept trailer: €8,000
Imagine an amazing audiovisual piece as a preview of the universe you’ve created in your film script, TV series, or novel. Well, stop imagining it; I’ll bring your project to life before it’s even born. With this trailer, you’ll have a fantastic business card as the author of your project to entice production companies, publishers, or investors. This isn’t just a video; it’s the promise of what could be—the golden key for your pitch. Or if you’re a big cinephile, a lover of genre films, you can also commission me to create a “fake trailer” for that cult movie that only lives in your head; an audiovisual indulgence just for you, why not? That’s what Trash Planet was for me; I had a crazy idea of sci-fi and dark comedy, and then I wrote the narration, created the characters, the video clips, and the music (also with AI). Here below is the result.
Motivated? So am I, eager to start. Leave me your email by clicking the button below and subscribe to my mailing list. Reply to any of my newsletters, tell me about your project, and we’ll see if I can help you. But remember: to work with me, you must meet all the conditions I outlined above.
Have a magical day.
Bernuy